Gene Simmons’ Tongue on Your Junk

Posted on April 8, 2011

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I apologize if I’m a little late to the party on this one, but in case this story got past you, there is a new line of condoms from the band KISS that feature Gene Simmons face and legendary tongue printed on the actual condom. Not the packaging or the wrapper, the condom itself.

Released in conjunction with Graphic Armor and Condomania.com, the new product marks the first time the FDA has approved printing on the actual latex.

The Gene Simmons condom is out now and a “Studded Paul” with a picture of lead-singer Paul Stanley will hit the shelves in June.

This isn’t the first time the band has been a condom innovator. A press release for new product boasts that the original KISS Kondoms were the first to feature branding on the outer packaging and wrapper. I guess this is just the next logical step.

Once you get past the mood-kill of Gene’s tongue on your junk consider the whole new world of merchandising this opens up. Think about what else could be printed on condoms. Everything from corporate sponsorships to sayings from fortune cookies. 

Let your imagination run wild. I’m sure you, and your audience, will have a lot of interesting ideas for this new technological advancement.

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